The greatest story of all time!!! //Part Duex//

Okay

So today during my lunch break
I found out who's egg roll I stole.

 ...

Wait for it..

You appreciate my use of literary elements?

Well, I'm sorry.. 

Maybe if I foreshadowed some things before this..

But really you don't know the guy.

He's really cool though.

Made me feel a tiny bit guiltier...

 

:( I'm sorry unimpressed walrus. you don't deserve this.

AND AND AND!!!! 

My mom didn't buy me a Frosty today..

um has anyone seen alijah? he was supposed to meet me here today?

*sigh*

Listen Eva, I have a lovely girlfriend and..

Well you're married.

I just come for the Frosty's... 

I hope you understand.

   

you bastard.

The greatest story of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!

Today while at work i realized my mother forgot to give me a couple dollars for something to eat.  

(I don't get my paycheck yet, so until then i rely on her for lunch time nom noms)

So around the end of my shift, i see this egg roll. Just delicately sitting on the table.

It's around 11 pm and just about everyone is gone so..

I did it. I ate the egg roll.

I feel a bit guilty. 

I told my mom and she went and got me a frosty from Wendy's.

"hey cute stuff, this one's on the house"

Okay Eva Longoria wasn't at the drive through but.

Would have been pretty cool if she was right?