Okay
So today during my lunch break
I found out who's egg roll I stole.
...
Wait for it..
You appreciate my use of literary elements?
Well, I'm sorry..
Maybe if I foreshadowed some things before this..
But really you don't know the guy.
He's really cool though.
Made me feel a tiny bit guiltier...
:( I'm sorry unimpressed walrus. you don't deserve this.
AND AND AND!!!!
My mom didn't buy me a Frosty today..
um has anyone seen alijah? he was supposed to meet me here today?
*sigh*
Listen Eva, I have a lovely girlfriend and..
Well you're married.
I just come for the Frosty's...
I hope you understand.
you bastard.