The greatest story of all time!!! //Part Duex//

Okay

So today during my lunch break
I found out who's egg roll I stole.

 ...

Wait for it..

You appreciate my use of literary elements?

Well, I'm sorry.. 

Maybe if I foreshadowed some things before this..

But really you don't know the guy.

He's really cool though.

Made me feel a tiny bit guiltier...

 

:( I'm sorry unimpressed walrus. you don't deserve this.

AND AND AND!!!! 

My mom didn't buy me a Frosty today..

um has anyone seen alijah? he was supposed to meet me here today?

*sigh*

Listen Eva, I have a lovely girlfriend and..

Well you're married.

I just come for the Frosty's... 

I hope you understand.

   

you bastard.