Am I fly? My middle name is fly.

Today I cashed my paycheck.
I haven't exactly been able to spend it on anything for myself yet.
Just really transportation to work so far.
I will
(mark my words)

I WILL purchase something awesome. 

 pic related, it's something awesome.

How awesome?

Corduroy loafers awesome.

In fact I'm just going to make the rest of tonight a wish list of awesome.

My wardrobe will be envied by hipster and natural hipster alike.

 You can't see it but they're both wearing corduroy loafers.