At least I don't have a Facebook.

Well I finally bought something for myself.

It's not the corduroy loafers.

I purchased Modern Warfare 2

"Mooooooom, I'm l337. All my online friends says so"

So far.. 

My girlfriends right.

I suck at MW2 right now.

 Well, I'm too scared to actually play online.

Don't wanna mess up my k/d ratio or nothing..

Just lurking on campaign till i get used to it all.

But I will pwn.

I promise you that.

And when I do.

You better hope to god that you're not on my server.

"pwease gawd. don't ledd him pwn me. fank you"

God's a little bit busy right now.

"how the.. WHAT?! where did he even come from!! LAGSWITCHER!!"